Julian "Smoothsayer" Berke

M.A.T.T. Test Julian Berke has been widely hailed as a composer, producer, raconteur, heir to the dictatorship of a small tropical nation, and as bandleader of the Original Way Outs. However, his unchecked ambition eventually resulted in a dramatic arrest in international waters following a failed assassination attempt against one Matt Test. As punishment, Julian was sentenced to play piano, percussion, and occasionally melodica for the Elvisbride band indefinitely. He has filed several appeals, including one on the basis of Elvis Presley being an overhyped racist honkie boy.

Although supposedly a brilliant keyboardist and writer, Julian is not to be trusted, nor is any word of his to be believed.